“How were LGBT people able to hijack the rainbow!?!”
Uhh, well Jake, we started using the rainbow to connote gayness and you immediately stopped using it because you were pants shittingly afraid of looking gay.
The same with a lot of women fashion, the very moment women starts to wear something too, it becomes “women fashion” and het cis men won´t touch it with a stick.
Steve Harvey is the only host of anything that I can appreciate
This feels like a fucking comedy skit, like Steve Harvey has the pacing and comedic timing amazing
[ Video Transcript :
Host : Well, your name is Obu?
Obu : Yes sir!
Host : And your last name is Obu?
Obu : Yes sir
(Audience laughter)
Host : Obu Obu
Woman, off screen : You should ask him what his middle name is
Obu : Steve not ready for that (2x) (incoherent audience laughter)
Host : You don't know how ready I am! (Audience laughs) As a matter of fact, we not doing a damn thing until we find out! (More laughter) What is your middle name, Obu?
Obu : It's Obu. (Louder audience laugh)
Host : Obu Obu Obu
Obu : Yes sir! ( Audience laugh) Gotta show some ID?
Host : (softer) now you gotta show them id. You got it on you?
Obu : So the process I go through, go on check that out!
Host : I'll be damn. (More audience laughter and clapping) Your-- who, who named you, Obu obu obu?
Obu : My father.
Host : Father still livin' ?
Obu, pointing off screen : Yes, sir, he's right up there. (audience claps) Yeeaaa my pops yeeeaaaaaa
(Host walks towards the camera and camera flips back n forth to reveal Obu's dad, followed by more audience laughing n clapping)
Host : Yeeaaa yeaa that's who I'm lookin for! (laughter) What's your name, sir?
Obu's dad bellows with echoey sound : Oo~obuu~
(More audience laughter)
/End transcript ]
my dm recently changed keva's home country lore to being inspired by cappadocia, turkey and the middle east, and yesterday i got the sudden itch to rewatch one of my favorite movies prince of egypt, and then this happened
you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you
everyone shut up except this person
thank you to everyone who let me know this somehow got flagged with a community label. i requested a second review with a bulbapedia link to the pokémon that this is an image of. i think when tumblr said “we reviewed your post and determined it needed a community label” they meant “a bot reviewed your post and determined it needed a community label” so they might want to change their wording on that
