Hello I'm a Color

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lesbiansinthetower
duckbunny

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

witches-ofcolor

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

rubensmuse

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this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

callmebliss

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Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

a-sentient-cup

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rooftopvoter
virgo-dicks

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Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

helianthus-hellion

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[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

thepleasuregoblin

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"